New Species of Euroballs Discovered

Since I kena jetlagged ftl, time to do some new posts. I was telling Josh & Chieh, Euroball helps us see a different side to all the balls. So here are the new ball species we witnessed:

Most Diplomatic Ball:
Favourite catchphrase is "Not to hurry you but..." Also known to use "OH GEEZ" liberally. Favourite pastime is taking charge and doing excel spreadsheets for his lazier brethen (See Most Nua Ball)

Platoon Commander (PC) Ball:
Last seen ter-piaoing around Rome. Feeds on tourists attractions, minimally 5 a day. Alway seen with a map, checklist and metro card in hand. Comes in 2 variations: a medium height terrier with an usually large brain who is an expert at Hearts, and a tall, dark and big-nosed type that feasts on tall Eastern European receptionists

Most Nua Ball:
Sworn enemy of the PC Ball. At his happiest eating free breakfasts and lazing indoors during New Year countdown. Deceptively quick when pouncing on empty seats and checking out chio bei beis and laji rajas. Has a weak back ftl.

Sen-Bag Ball:
Frequently seen strutting around with a huge dark bag filled with Stroppwaffle grenades. Uses Sen-Bag to terrroize his brethen, coercing them into slinging the unholy object. Once slung on, it is too heavy to get rid of. Susceptible to airport security checks.

Cooking Master Ball:
A variant of nua ball. Unlike his brethen, he is energized in the presence of supermarkets and kitchens. Favourite food: pine nuts. Last seen heading to -20 degres land with a box of pleasuremax.

That's all for now guys. How are we going to sort out the photos? Sen, pls dun delete the photos I've got with with. Man Utd cui-ing to Birmingham.

Joo Sir,
Over & out