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Saturday, April 11, 2009

!!IMBA LONG POST WARNING!!

This is ridiculous. I actually have to draw a plan up to write about what I want to talk about.

The following will be covered during this post:

1) k00nard0's congrats
2) random musings and replies
3) stupid BBIs
4) Eurotrip confirmation


1) k00nard0
Congrats k00nard0!! swift and decisive ftw! 蓝努阿(lamz new cheena name suggested by me!) and tneeple actually told me that day but then they fakey me and say you failz. I believe and then humz and never mention about it. stupid k0kz fakiez me. The $6.20cent bracelet lookz damn pen man. Eh, how you do it ah. Cos I know k00nard0 come to this shit damn stylo and lomatikz.. tell us your elaborate planx for our future reference.

2) Musings and replies
jing: YAY for jing for finally blogging. well done too, keep the momentum going jing. we need you guys. same to ladro who has been stealth reading the blog all along and not contributing, bastard. you better start too
nigel: you are damn gay, the post was damn funny but the *tear* was the ultimate hahahaha.
chong: WOOHOO i miss those pwning days. the only days in my life when i pwned and didnt screw tarik. i have this tshirt that i've worn before that says hanshin tigers too, c00l.
joo: you are a loser. aff in exam and klehz. please blog you k0kster.

3) Stupid BBIs
So after being in hospital overnight, I went back home kooned and had to head to another hospital to help collate data for some research I am doing for a doctor. At 1430 in bright daylight next to the main road, a group of 4 BBIs (British Born I*****s) around my age and in their hoodies come up to me. "Oh shit. WTF" I think to myself. "Where you from, how you doing, waddaup. Where's your phone, give me your earphones." They go. Now suddenly, instead of being hum, i really feel -_-. It's fucking broad daylight, I'm next to a busy main road. WTF are they thinking??? So I amchio them, give a chuckle, and just head across the road. Then one of the stupid BBIs run across the road, jump in my face shout PUSSY and run off.
Hahaha, this incident was fucking stupid and really -_-. Don't get me wrong, I'm not all for acting hero and man. If this same thing happened at night, or if they were big black guys I would be pissing in my pants. But at fucking 1430 by the main road.. really wtf. I was damn tempted to hantam the cockster who kena lured across the road, budden cannot be first to hantam or I kena police. So I came to conclude:
a) They thought I was some stupid china boy
b) They are bloody n00bs and trying to learn to be gangster so they practicing now
anyway, it started making me fantasize about taking all 4 of them on and keeling them.

4) Eurotrip confirmation
OK BALLS THIS IS MOST IMPORTANT. CAN YOU ALL PLEASE INDICATE WHETHER YOU GUYS WILL GO TO EUROPE FOR BALLTRIP? during christmas break. BECAUSE I NEED TO KNOW IF ITS HAPPENING, SO I WILL CHOOSE TO GO BACK OR NOT TO SINGAPORE ASAP. if it's just josh that's doing it I'll go back to singapore because I can always meet up with him over weekends.
SO, ALL BALLS TO REPLY WITH YES OR NO. FAILURE TO DO SO WILL MEAN I SET NIGER ON YOU. REMEMBER, IF YOU ONE-LINER ON THE BLOG TOO, YOU OWE US TIRA.

Ok enough from me. *tear*

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