I have an issue with the descriptions accompanying the rankings.

I totally like being whipped, a strong independent woman is a plus which would probably put me at 1. However, a bossy woman is a no-no which puts me at 3. The average is 2 but I've never had to stealth in a relationship. I stealth to you guys and not the other way round. Of course, the only relationship I was in was regrettably short so there is a lack of data.

So for the rest:

Chieh: 3
Jing: 3
Joo: 4
Josh: Schizo (varies inversely with hotness of woman. The hot ones = 1, not so hot...)
Koonard: 2
Ladro: 3??
Nigel: 1.5
Senthil: 3.5

Good job Koonard, glad that you're recovering. I hope your *enis is also functioning well.