HBS' survey on subservience

wah i see that this usage of ball subservience has brought about a huge disturbance in the forces that be. SMLJ elder balls!?! cut those old shrivelled balls i tell you. but in the SPIRIT OF THE FLURRY i shall do this survey because i think its gonna be fucking funny. especially when you rate the others.

ME - a solid 3....no question bout that. neither here nor there

Niger - i'm hesitant but i'll give him 3 cos i think he swings between a 2 and a 3

Koo - this one is definitely 2

Keith - 3

Josh - hands down 4 (i'm assuming you're not capable of a 5...unless drunk)

Chong - 1 (i don't think i have to explain this right?)

KING - 5!!!! hahaha no i actually dunno bout king but if i have to hazard a guess i'd say 3

Joo - 2 (DUH)

Koonard - 2/3 (depending on the circumstances koonard will be required to be stealth about things but otherwise he's a 3)

Ladro - HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE....but i think he's a 3/4

HBS