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Dear Ching,

We have never met before, but I would like to declare my undying love for you. You are the love of my life. You bring joy to my life like the moon does in the darkest night, like the seehum within the laksa, like the gaogao milo base at the bottom of the glass, like when I run Joo over with a tank in Battlefield.

There is no one better than you in my eyes. You are the biggest of all tira spoons, the Selegie of all tauhueys, the Ketut Bangle of all Ketuts in Bali, the original PS controller amongst the Blazes, the square mudpie amongst all the triangular mudpies.

I love you. Will you marry me?

XOXO

Your Secret Admirer