Love Guru Koo

As I was checking my email, this appeared in the front of my Yahoo login screen. Considering how some people love texting and emailing, which I LOATHE, these are handy tips for the uninitiated balls for beibeiZ!

"Follow these helpful tips, however, and they’ll turn you into a texting expert in no time, not to mention aid in cultivating some warm-and-fuzzy feelings between you and your intended."

Do text on noteworthy occasions “One text-worthy occasion is the morning after a great night out,” says Regina Lynn, author of The Sexual Revolution 2.0. “A note saying ‘I had a great time last night’ or ‘Thinking of you’ is less intrusive than a phone call but very sweet.”

"You are nice" also works well.

Don’t text when a phone call would be better
THIS IS A CARDINAL RULE I SWEAR BY. FUCKING CUMBERSOME TEXTING.

Do flirt with caution
“You shouldn’t start with porn words, eg I WANT TO IMPALE YOUR NOSE HOLE. I would begin with some general flirting – I want to kiss you – and see what they say back"

Don’t say anything you wouldn’t say in person
Therefore, it is ok to use words like pen and sasu.

Don’t text at odd hours or if you’re tipsy
Especially joos.



It's good to have Chong back in Singapore. He's become less emo and reverted to his pervy self. Also, he has embraced the true spirit of brokebacking and has now been released from all his previous inhibitions. Brokebacked like fuck over the weekend too hahaha. Good times desune.