Penisil's Report Card

After 1 week, this is what Penisil has been up to:

Non-stop madness hours in hospitals, cumulating in Friday's 7am in, 12am (midnight) out shift. But anyway, on to news that you want to hear.

I just got back after a Saturday night out. I went with a few friends, and my Jappy "target" to a Polski(polish) bar. It was fun cos there was like 60 different types of vodka to try from, and having a Pole to explain stuff was hella more fun. Chilled for quite a bit, then I took her home. Now, the only problem is that she became fugging drunk hahaha, til the extent of puking on the Tube and the tube stations. So I had to clean her up, carry her all the way back to her flat, and only just got home at 5am.

I have to say that Londoners are nicest when you are burdened with a drunk. A hot asian beibei offered me her water bottle and a pack of tissues, and a random Brazillian lady came and helped me carry her about too. Even the cleaner was nice and gave me more tissue paper and didn't even kaobei us about soiling the floor!

On a separate note, I downed an entire bottle of pepper, (YES of the salt and pepper shakers) for 20 quid. It was one of the nastiest things ever.. so fucking dry. Now my whole body feels damn hot, I don't know whether it's the alcohol or the fucking pepper. I forgot to mention to, that while waiting for the bus back I had to shit damn bad.. so I shat into a trash can hahahaha.

Niger, I think the bet is making me into a monster. I may just give up soon. I don't like this path I'm headed towards..

Oh, hopefully am playing softball later today if it doesn't rain! My debut again after 5 years!