Penisil's Tragic Life Story

Dear all,

Penisil's love life is a tragedy. He gets mocked at even when he's not looking for a beibei.

Today, my Jap friend said she had a problem and wanted to meet for dinner. She's not fantastically chio, but maybe 6 - 7. (? I really dunno, but short and young but because she is Jap I guess she gets more points - Basically to summarise she's probably a why-not type of beibei. Although I would say she would be the most likely person I would consider chionging here so far.)

So while having dinner, I ask her what her problem is. She goes (blushing, stuttering etc etc in cui Engrish)

".... I don't know how to say this... I'm actually interested in ..."

(At this point I'm honestly not thinking anything but what the hell is going on)

"Your friend - (insert British friend name). Can you tell me more about him?"

And at this point.. HAHAA fuck man really -_____________________- I mean not like I was interested in her, but I could imagine it being just like a scene out of a movie where I (the main protagonist) loves her secretly, but she loves my best friend. To top it off, she's only seen him once, never talked to him. Talk about love at first sight..

Oh well, this is the sad tale of Penisil. Be it if he is looking for a beibei or not, he gets made the fool.

I gladly accept my shitty odds of being the last to marry.