Caughten..

Yesterday I was out, and I asked, "So are your reports mainly written or typpen?" Classic caughten penisil at his best.. Haven't had a moment like this in a while. Needless to say, I got mocked endlessly.

More importantly, I have now sealed my position as Asia's greatest hearthrob. As I was walking back last night towards home, a group of girls in a car pulled over.

"Hello! Where are you from? Korean? Japanese? China?"

"Err.. Singapore, you?"

"I'm Korean. We're going somewhere, do you want to come along?"

(in my head now: Riiigggghhhttttt...)

So of course, Penisil didn't take it up because he is an amoeba as usual. But I must say that this inflated my balls and penis for the rest of the night.

I now dub myself, the Bae Yong Jin of Singapore. Beware all.