Why Worry?

My dear Penisil,

I hear your woes. I beg of you do not despair for there is still hope in this world, even if the deadline for you to make a formal approach and go on a date is approaching. Remember the consequence, for it will come to pass.

Your ball condition is of a great worry to us, however most of us have matured beyond that condition with the realisation that girls too look for guys that are proactive. Hope you have already realised that fact and your inaction attributed to your own laziness and not the case of small balls.

Joo has even broken out of small balls under the influence of alcohol and he achieved sex albeit the occassional sneeze. Perhaps you would like to add a lil spirit in your approach to this matter of balls other than Jiu Yang Sheng Gong.

Hopefully Andy takes the chance on his trip to Cambodia to reflect on his current status of affection toward a certain bonnie and find some sasu if possible. Nigel's missing home and getting drunk so remember to all buy back stuff from DFS, kthnx. Anyway, i need to find a North Indian girl and that would be my current project for now. So if you can help me out there i would greatly appreciate it. [OOP]

Yours Sincerely.
Lam Nua