The curse of the small balls

Why? Why was I born with balls the size of raisins. Balls the size of tapioca pearls. Balls the size of bi sai.

Today dinner I was in the queue, and when I turned right a fucking angel descended upon me. Quickly, I used some Jiu Yang Shen Gong to increase the nei gong to inflate my balls, and had a short 3 sentence conversation. After that, I brought my food to the dinner table, and Long-er was sitting to my half left, on the same table. BUT THE WHOLE TIME YANG GUO WAS TOO HUM to do anything, while Long-er chatted with her other fwens, and I chatted with my other fwens. FUCK. I FEEL MISERABLE. :~~~(

Josh, and whoever. Please don't add Long-er. Whatever you do. Don't be bastards.

I foresee a saddu 3 weeks ahead, striving in vain. Come online balls, share Guo-er's pain on brokeback.