Kill Chong! (Because It Sounds Better than Kill Andy)

Dear fellow balls, why do you all want to kill Chong? What has the poor boy done to you? Although since we're on the topic of killing Chong, I suggest tying him to a chair and eating har cheong gai in front of him. Or getting him drunk and then throw him into a mosh pit of dancing girls, then count the number of slaps he'll get after that...

And speaking of girls, here's Law Queen 2005:

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