Sierra Report

Yesterday marked the return of the long-awaited sierra, sans the two balls still stuck in the UK. Here is a detailed report of the sierra:

The sierra started with the traditional dinner, where everyone sat around the big table and talked cock. The menu was Chinese for a change, and the lazy Sally was straining under the weight of the foods piled high. So much rice, and guo tie, as well as kai lan (which we put on display on the webcam). Even without pasta, the meal could not shake off the feel of a high-class gourmet dinner; it was the first time anyone encountered huge tiger prawns in the curry vegetable.

Following the dinner, we then embarked on some brokeback. We brought out the tira and waved it maliciously in front of the webcam, to the dismay of the two London balls. The "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"s of indignation could be heard distinctly, even all the way in Singapore. The tira was devoured quickly and happily by everyone, with the traditional giant spoon.

After some WE8 (because WE10 was spoilt and could not work), we went to Paradiz for some DOTA! Three games were played, and poor Joshba lost all three, resulting in the usual "teh si annikwan" face. Upon return to the Fernhill camp at 2am, we continued the sierra in an unsual fashion by actually staying up to play some more games. The dynamic duo of Koonard and Ben Chang managed to trash challengers, much to the indignation of Joshba, who had lost all 9 of the games he had played so far, and counting. In a final display of magnificent fighting spirit, he managed to defeat the two (with the help of No-Aircon), and scored a victory that dispelled his "annikwan" face.

I personally got wiped out at 4am, so I don't know any other details. But upon awakening at 9am in the morning, we were greeted by a grumpy-face No-Aircon, sleepy balls, as well as Embryo Joo. A new name coined by Joshba, because Joo could not keep his already-small eyes open at the dining table, so much so that he looked like an embryo.

The sierra ended with a tired but happy "Bye", and Emothil has promised to organise a meeting with the RJ softball girls next time.

P.S. By the way, Emo was very supportive and sad last night, making me feel guilty. I blame Penisil for everything, but Sen, I haven't broken up. It was all an elaborate lie fabricated by the Penisil to punk people.

So Sen, YOU HAVE BEEN PUNK'D!!!

The reactions of the Balls so far to the news are as follows:

Killer Chong - supportive and remorseful at an alleged slight; he was a good friend.
Joshba - fucker had totally zero tact and not supportive at all; bastard!
Ben Joo - all I got was ben responses.
Sen - damn supportive, and I fear I may have ruined Sen's euphoria with SIK; sorry Sen!