It Doesn't Rain But Pours

Sudden influx of so many posts. It's good to see all the balls rallying to contribute their little bit of rubbish online again. I wonder if anyone else other than us read all these posts. For all those people who really think we're interesting (and not a bunch of no-life idiots), here's a little dictionary of words in Ballspeak for you to better understand us:

The Ballspeak Dictionary

Ben: [ben] -adj: Hanyu pinyin for stupid. Best used to describe slow people, especially those who are slow at games of Bridge but keep winning anyways, much to the ire of others; "Wah! Ben Joo!"

Clay: [kley] -adj: Short-form of 'claypot' [kley-pot], meaning that something is bad, or has failed badly. Alternatively spelt as 'kleh'; "Wah! This game really clay!"

Cui: [chui] -adj: Chinese for destitute or broken-down. Used to describe the condition of an object, usually a girl; "Wah! This girl is really cui!"

Tune in next time for more lessons in Ballspeak!