I am the Angry Dragon

Today while on the bus, this angmoh kiddo was talking to his mum.

"Mum, there was this boy in school who set off the fire alarm 4 times yesterday and blamed me for it. blahblahblahblahblah, eventually he owned up to it."

"blahblahblah, some lesson on respect and honour."

"Mum, I like honour. I saw this soldier on tv and how he jumped over a grenade and his guts got blown apart, that's honour."

"Yes, that's a different honour, but they're both honour."

And so on, and I just got amused at how a kid so young at about 6 - 7 was actually talking to his mum like so. I mean back home you don't even see anyone's children having any sort of conversation with their parents, even though the conversational content was rather amusing.

Over in the hospital, today's topic was on sex education. Apparently the Brit education has 0 form of sex education, or even worse than what we had back in Singapore which was rather shocking. Anyway, cos our tutor was cool and all, we soon started learning the street terms for stupid sexual acts. Common ones like scat, rimming, pearl necklace, dirty sanchez, and then what I learnt today was: Tea bagging and Angry dragon.

Tea Bag: [tee bag] -verb of, putting your balls into a girl's mouth as she lies down, up and down, like a tea bag.

Angry Dragon: [angree dragon] -verb to, cum into a girl's mouth, and then slap the back of her head so that the cum spurts out of her mouth or nose. she will be one angry looking dragon!

Hahaha, anyway yesterday I was playing football at the cage with the hall guys, and we played against this team which was so FUCKING insanely GODLIKE. I swear I've never seen anyone play cage football that well. INSANE. All the mats in Singapore combined also sure lose to them.