We Are Too Bo Liao

Okay we are officially damn bo liao. All these just proves to show that we have too much time on our hands. Especially this post, only proves to show that I'm an anti-social amoeba-to-be who gave up socialising with my OG to type it. Here's an early tribute to the first guy who's flying off:

BotA

(Ball Brothers of the Ancients)

Balls Tavern

Wan King - The Ever-Hungry

Range: 125 Move Speed: 310 Primary: AGI
Str: 15 + 1.8 Agi: 21 + 2.9 Int: 17 + 1.7
Damage: 46 - 52 HP: 381 Mana: 195
HP Regen: 0.82 Mana Regen: 0.61
Attack Speed: 1.41 (+ 17% IAS) Armor: 4.4

"Regularly force-fed as a child, Wan King evolved to develop a superhuman metabolism, as well as a sinister Evil Ball streak. Recruited by the Lich King, Wan King now puts his insane eating abilities to good use as one of the Scourge's foremost generals."

Skills

Force-feed Frenzy

Eating large amounts of food for most of his growing life, Wan King has now developed a superhuman metabolism.

Level 1 - Increases hp regen by 1.
Level 2 - Increases hp regen by 2.
Level 3 - Increases hp regen by 3.
Level 4 - Increases hp regen by 4.
Mana Cost:
Cooldown:

Evil Ballness

When the MEB mode strikes him, Wan King turns into a merciless killer, who specialises in hitting all the raw and most painful spots.

Level 1 - Deals .25x the Agility of Wan King to the target.
Level 2 - Deals .5x the Agility of Wan King to the target.
Level 3 - Deals .75x the Agility of Wan King to the target.
Level 4 - Deals 1x the Agility of Wan King to the target.
Mana Cost:
Cooldown:

Jewellery Obsession

Wan King's obsession with a particular brand of jewellery has led him to look for more devious and arcane ways of acquiring it. When the mood strikes him, he can turn other creatures into expensive gems to add to his collection.

Level 1 - Convert creep into +10 bonus gold. Max Level 2 creep.
Level 2 - Convert creep into +20 bonus gold. Max Level 3 creep.
Level 3 - Convert creep into +30 bonus gold. Max Level 4 creep.
Level 4 - Convert creep into +40 bonus gold. Max Level 5 creep.
Mana Cost: 75
Cooldown: 90 sec

Force Feed Trauma

Wan King's childhood memories of being force-fed unlock a dark murderous rage in this already evil ball. Lasts 20 seconds.

Level 1 - 60 bonus damage, 40% life steal.
Level 2 - 75 bonus damage, 50% life steal.
Level 3 - 90 bonus damage, 60% life steal.
Mana Cost: 100
Cooldown: 60