Things I think about while waiting for anime to load

Feeling a little nostalgic and while waiting for The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya to load, I intially tried to come up with the first BBRO of the year. But the muse was dead, army jokes just didn't seem that funny anymore.

So I decided to come up with the Boxford Guide to Ball Brother Grammer. I'm utterly convinced that with the spread of globalization, some lucky soul will have stumbled upon our blog. In fact, I'm sure that someone in some cave in Afghanistan is currently setting up his own fansite dedicated to the 9 balls. In another couple of months, I'm positive we'll have our very own wikipedia entry. So this post is dedicated to you, imaginary and future readers, your guide to deciphering and speaking BB lingo.

The one and only Lesson)

BB speak draws its inspiration primarily from a very skewed interpretation of the Japanese way of enunciation. In other words, adding "u" or "o" to every other word that ends in a consonant.

Example: Shoot becomes Shooto and shit becomes shittu.

In certain cases, the use of "ies" is appropriate. Such as pennies. Now you may ask what pennies is. For that you must refer to the non-existent Boxford Dictionary of Ball Brother Words. In general, use "ies" when you have added too many Us to too many words.

That is all there is to BB grammar. As might be expected of a dialect that requires only 1 lesson to learn the rules, speaking in BB lingo has the effect of making you appear retarded to anyone not from the Cheong household (who have simply accepted us for who we are) or Ball Brotherhood.

Have a nice time practising.