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Wednesday, August 09, 2006

I'm an individual, not a species!

Me in Guild Wars terms

Name: Jinxed Was Jing

Prof: Assassin/Mesmer

Description: Being a combination of the two classes most hated for PVE play (assassins for their general low armor/squishiness, mesmers for their lack of firepower (why shutdown when it is much easier to kill them?)), means that it is hard to find a party to do quests. Universally ignored in outposts, and rejected even when other groups are desperately spamming for people. Parties that do accept jinxed find that missions become miraculously easier, though they are unable to discover why.


Weapons: Zealous Daggers of Fortitude

Zealous ensures a near limitless supply of energy for Jinxed as long as there is a enemy to beat up on, while the fortitude mod provides extra hp, both of which are perfect for all-night WE sessions that Jinxed occasionally partakes in.


Skills

Cry of Frustration:
Spell. Tackle a defender and score a KS gold, all foes in the area swears !@#$ No DOTA tonight!, are interrupted and suffer (Min: 10 - Max: 44) damage.

Empathy
Hex. For (Min: 8 - Max: 20) seconds, whenever target foe makes a personal attack, that foe feels guilty and takes (Min: 10 - Max: 30) damage.

Backfire
Hex. For 10 seconds, whenever target foe casts a Spell, that foe is counter-tiaoed and takes (Min: 35 - Max: 140) damage.

Guilt
Hex. For (Min: 4 - Max: 10) seconds, the next time target foe casts a Spell that targets a foe, he feels guilty, the Spell fails, and you steal (Min: 5 - Max: 14) Energy from that foe.

Shatter Delusions
Spell. Remove one Mesmer Hex from target foe. That foe finds out the truth about himself. If a Hex was removed, that foe takes (Min: 15 - Max: 75) damage.

Assassin's Promise:
Hex. For 5-13 seconds, if you win a WE Match, you gain 5-17 Energy, and all your skills are recharged. This is an elite skill.

Unsuspecting Strike:
Attack Skill. If this attack hits, you strike for +19-29 damage. If this is your first attack since turning into MEB mode, you deal an additional 10-34 damage.

Resurrection Signet
Signet. Resurrect target party member froom a kooning state. That party member is returned to life with 100% Health and 25% Energy and again ready to WE. You may use this Signet only once per mission.




Chieh, you should join this club to get out of amoeba mode!

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