<><><><><><><><>[ Benchang ]<><><><><><><><>
Benchangs are tall gangly creatures most distinguishable by their unique square top hairstyle. Despite their relatively low intelligence, deaf right ears and weak right livers, Benchangs have been blessed by their Gods with immense fool's luck to make up for all their shortcomings. Benchangs are often seen in their family units, and thus value greatly the importance of their families. However, Benchangs are also greedy creatures always on the lookout for a good deal or business opportunity. This skewed mentality plus their innate stubborness has allowed Benchangs to pangseh their enemies and friends (?) in times of need. When called upon, Benchangs can summon the stamina of a horse and a steel spear (hard cock) to impale with, but only to lose their might at the whisper of the word 'Empizu'.
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Str: 18 Int: 16 Wis: 16 Dex: 21 Con: 16 Cha: 17 Luc: 30

Size: Large
Align: Neutral
Imm: Orgasm / Losing at bridge
Res: Song yong
Vuln: MLM / Alcohol /Empizu
Racial Skills: Hard Cock / Pangseh
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<><><><><><><><><>[ Lamnua ]<><><><><><><><><><><><>
Strong, fit and of mixed heritage, Lamnuas are the perfect social animals. No man truly know where these generally lackadasical creatures hail from, but they never forget what happens when they leave. Friendlying, blowjoshes, bruised fathers and laji-ing follows the Lamnua's path of destruction. A Lamnua is unmistakable in their white Rage against the Machines and HOG boxer outfits, but their main vulnerability lies in their cheapo nature. However, Lamnuas have well evolved to compensate for their weakness through skills such as Emailing and very poor smokescreens. Lamnuas also have very poor sense of confidence and tend to wallow in self-despair.
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Str: 24 Int: 18 Wis: 18 Dex: 18 Con: 26 Cha: 21 Luc: 18

Size: Large
Align: Evil
Imm: Father
Res: Chao Nua (smelly saliva)
Vuln: Muyu / Square Mud-pies / Paying money / SMU Dean / Curses
Racial Skills: Email / ZSQY / Smokescreen / La Ji / Low morale
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<><><><><><><><><><>[ Fwenlee ]<><><><><><><><><><><>
No one is spared when they stare into the eyes of a Fwenlee. Fwenlees are well versed in the arts of friendlying, and it is said that one glance into their eyes will leave an innocent traveller bewitched. Fwenless are highly skilled in the arts of friendlying, and the most experienced creature in the realms in the fields of sasu. These beings are afflicted with the punishing curse of an insatiable desire to pen. However, Fwenlees are sometimes cupable of smokescreens and very often guilty of fakies-ing as means of creating alibis. Fwenlees enjoying lingering at stairwells, street soccer courts, hotel 81s and any other shady spots. Fwenless also communicate with each other through indecipherable languages, with words like "inverse" and adding "u" behind words. <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>

Str: 23 Int: 18 Wis: 18 Dex: 18 Con: 20 Cha: 30 Luc: 26

Size: Medium
Align: Evil
Imm: Sexually Transmitted Diseases
Res: Dirt / Disease
Vuln: Girls / Itchy shaven cock
Racial Skills: Fakies / Sierra Bravo / Tango Victor / Lima Victor / Foxtroties
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<><><><><><><><><>[ Tneeple ]<><><><><><><><><>
Tneeples are enormous keithtree spirits, akin to treants. They are known for their wisdom and keen perception towards arts. Tneeples are often the voice of reason and have many insights to share with that of the less evolved races. However, the Tneeples do not assimilate well with their surroundings, for despite originating from heartland Chinese roots, many have mocked at the Tneeples for being 'fake Chinese bengz'. Tneeples are docile amiable creatures, who are often subservient and seek to serve and wait on others. It is said that where Tneeples reside in, beautiful mayflowers often bloom in abundance. It is not know whether there is anything special about their nipples yet.
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Str: 17 Int: 26 Wis: 24 Dex: 21 Con: 20 Cha: 19 Luc: 18

Size: Medium
Align: Good
Absorb: May / Comics
Vuln: Bad Customers
Racial Skills: Waitering / Tango Victor
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