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Sunday, August 20, 2006

Another BotA

BotA
(Ball Brothers of the Ancients)

Balls Tavern


Koomon- The Amoeba

Range: 125 Move Speed: 310 Primary: AGI
Str: 19 + 2 Agi: 25 + 2.9 Int: 19 + 2.2
Damage: 52 - 59 HP: 413 Mana: 250
HP Regen: 0.76 Mana Regen: 0.57
Attack Speed: 1.29 (+ 24% IAS) Armor: 5.4
"The most reclusive of the balls, at the same time he is also the most kaobeh. Always trying to songyong people to do stupid things, and never washes his hands after the toilet. His scabs are legendary. Best known for his stunning member, and l33t r0xx0rZ MUD sKllZ."
Skills
Unwashed Hands
Koomon never washes his hands after a toilet break. While that may have worked during his days in BRC, now it's social taboo. Koomon's unwashed hands are theorised to have directly contributed to his scabs, but he doesn't care. Someone please make him wash his hands before he touches the controllers.
Level 1 - Deals 5 bonus damage and slows target by 10%.
Level 2 - Deals 10 bonus damage and slows target by 15%.
Level 3 - Deals 15 bonus damage and slows target by 20%.
Level 4 - Deals 20 bonus damage and slows target by 25%.

"It's MUDding Time!"

Koomon has a tendency to give up his social life for computer games. His latest pursuit is MUD, where he will disappear for long periods of time, and no one can find him. At least an upside to lacking a social life is meeting a hot MILF ABP.

Level 1 - Lasts for 15 seconds.
Level 2 - Lasts for 30 seconds.
Level 3 - Lasts for 45 seconds.
Level 4 - Lasts for 60 seconds.

Scabby Skin

Koomon gets an interesting skin condition that causes him to scratch a lot,creating scabs on his skin. His long years of scab-creation have helped him build a powerfully thick scabby hide, which reduces physical damage done to him.

Level 1 - Reduces damage by 5.
Level 2 - Reduces damage by 10.
Level 3 - Reduces damage by 15.
Level 4 - Reduces damage by 20.

Limit Break - Penisil Slash

After long hours in front of his PS2 and computer, and spending large amounts of time hanging around Cloud and Squall, Koomon has finally mastered the art of a powerful Limit Break! But this time, he can only do it with his penisil. By rapidly thrusting his hips in a random manner, he can inflict vast amounts of critical damage to nearby enemies.

Level 1 - Arcing Penisil Slash! Koomon slashes 3 times, doing double his normal damage per hit.

Level 2 - Circular Penisil Slash! Koomon slashes 5 times, doing double his normal damage per hit.

Level 3 - Multi Penisil Slash! Koomon slashes 7 times, doing triple his normal damage per hit.

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