The Plural Form

As I was staring off into space on the bus ride to Que Pasa, a totatally perplexing question entered my head. What is the plural of milf? Is it milfs? That seems to be the common spelling. Or is it milves? Though I've never seen that version of the word before, most sites featuring the word "milf" are unlikely to have grammar as their strong point. There is a strong case for milves. For instance, we spell the plural of half as halves and the plural of elf can be either elfs or elves. Now, the example of elf also conjures up another pertinent question: what is the adjective for milf? Milven? These are all mysteries of the English language which we should all ponder in order to sharpen our critical grammar skills.

Ok before I go drag myself to the library, I'll leave you with the classic plurality question: Is it Lexuses or Lexii?