MILF... MILVes... Aiyah Whatever

That my friend, is the fundamental difference between your mental processes and mine. Whereas your grey matter gets sparked by grammatical dilemmas on your way to work, mine was crying out, "Aiyah shit! Got to work again! Not enough sleep! If it weren't for the money... Hmm... Money..." Why in the world would I go ponder the true meaning of MILF? Although that being said, there are a lot of them at Que Pasa :D

Let me leave you guys with an excerpt of something I overheard while pouring water for a table of three ladies. They were the executive sort, with power suits and impeccable make-up and well-coiffured hair. It went something like this:

Lady #1: You know, my favourite method is to use my fingers...
(Sudden intrusion by innocent Me, to pour water for the half-emptied glasses)
Ladies #2 and #3: SHHH!!!

Well... It just might be what you think it is :D