Chong reportedly struck by Cupid's arrow

In several unconfirmed news reports, it has been reported that A*dy Ch*ng Kian Y**n, more affectionately known as Killer Chong or OOP, was sighted with his new girlfriend! This scandal was luckily uncovered by reporter Koo who made a spot check on Chong's house on the pretext of planning the upcoming holiday to Langkawi. While Chong was busily engaged on the phone with Joshba, a clever decoy set up by our reporter, our reporter managed to log onto Chong's MSN and force a revelation out of Chong by threatening to converse with CHERRY GARCIA, megarat04@hotmail.com (please add her to MSN especially Joshba.)

When further questioned about his scandalous and covert relationship with this mysterious persona, Killer Chong sheepishly revealed that he had been going out with her several times, including activites like watching movies, sierra bravoing and what not. Killer chong is even due to meet her some time this week to "hand her some photos", whatever that could mean in their affectionate terminology.

What this means and how will this scandalous couple progress no one is sure, but bookies were overheard saying that Chong's odds of being first to get married has been drastically reduced to 2 : 1, while Penisil has been given the highest odds at 100 : 1.

For more scandals and updates, keep watching this space!