Unemployed - need lobang or sugar mummy

In tribute of chong's loving MSN nick..

Anyway, let me update you on my sorry job state. Here is what I have applied for:

1) Land Peddling (which clayed already)
2) A lot a lot of clinics as clinic assistants (all want females)
3) Some research based science companies
4) National Library Board
5) Nparks (aka Botanical Gardens)
6) Golden Village Cinema
7) Underwater World
8) Sentosa
9) Singapore Science Centre
10) NTUC
11) Jurong Bird Park
12) Singapore Post Office
13) Advertising Agencies

Here are the replies that I have gotten :