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Friday, April 28, 2006

I like silly stuff like this. Put your name in and try it. I particularly like 1.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jing!

  1. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Jing from each salad served in first class!
  2. You should always store Jing in an airtight container in the fridge.
  3. California is the biggest exporter of Jing in the world.
  4. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Jing!
  5. Peanuts and Jing are beans.
  6. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Jing!
  7. Jing can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
  8. The horns of Jing are made entirely from hair!
  9. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Jing.
  10. You should always open Jing at least an hour before drinking him.
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and this is josh's

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Benjie!

  1. Benjie, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
  2. Benjie was named after Benjie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
  3. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Benjie.
  4. The porpoise is second to Benjie as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
  5. Benjie has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
  6. During severe windstorms, Benjie may sway several feet to either side.
  7. It's bad luck to put Benjie on a bed!
  8. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Benjie.
  9. Benjie can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis.
  10. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Benjie!
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and joo's

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Benchang!

  1. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Benchang.
  2. Benchang was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes.
  3. Banging your head against Benchang uses 150 calories an hour.
  4. In his entire life, Benchang will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
  5. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Benchang.
  6. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Benchang!
  7. Benchang has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean!
  8. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Benchang!
  9. Benchang has four noses!
  10. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Benchang with his left foot.
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